After dinner almost every night we either tell (very bad) knock-knock jokes or Stephen gives the kids story problems. It's hard to say which they enjoy more!
Tonight Stephen was telling dinosaur story problems, because we are starting to learn about dinosaurs. I'll try to recreate part of the conversation:
Stephen: If T-rex had 8 eggs and his brother, P-rex came and said, 'Hey! Can I have half of those eggs', could T-rex give him half?
Elise: Yes.
S: So if T-rex divided them in half, how many would they each get?
E: 8, because he cut them in half and they'd each get 8 halves.
Gotta love how kids don't have a box to think in!
1 comment:
What a smart girl you have! Sorry, but the only knock-knock joke I can tell you right off hand is kind of lame:
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald (saying this like you have something stuck in your throat) my chewing gum.
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