Monday, December 8, 2008

The Clapper in the Crapper

This is Stephen writing. Claire objected to such a toilet-talk title, so I get to tell the story:

Claire was helping the children get their teeth brushed, and Mason was standing at the potty going potty. Right after he was done Claire saw him using some toilet paper to pat dry his little plastic clapper toy.

Claire: "Mason, what are you doing?"
Mason: "I dropped my toy in the toilet, but I got it out before I flushed."
Claire: "Yes, but did you drop it before or after you went?"
Mason: "After, but I got it before I flushed."

We're very proud of him for not flushing it down the toilet. Now we just owe him a lesson about cleanliness.

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