Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Cross the road jokes--lunch-time fun!

Sammy

Q: Why did the quesadilla cross the road?
A: Because it needed cheese and sour cream.

[Mason] But that would be a taco.
[Sammy] Oh yeah. Why did the taco cross the road? To get cheese and sour cream!

Mason


Q: Why did the vent cross the road?
A: Because it needed air to flow through it, like this [he gestures with his hands].

Elise


Q: Why did the nurse cross the road?
A: Because she needed a care-rier

1 comment:

Heidi said...

Ha! Clever children. :)